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The Singles Courier
- Update January 1, 2008
A periodic publication of happenings at The Singles
Center
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In This Issue:
I) From
Our Publisher - Are You a NY's Sheep or Goat?
II) Singles- The
Magazine For Today's Single,
III) Singles Trippin'
- Alone or with a friend
IV) Our Galleria of Gifts -
V) Fun-N-Games: For when
you're bored
VI) Always Leaves 'Em
Laughing - Jewish Samurai
I) From Our
Publisher
Are
You a NY's Sheep or Goat?
As I think about my goals
for the coming year I am reminded
of a homily by Rev. Dahn
Gandell, our former assistant pastor
of The Episcopal Church of The
Good Shepherd. She based
her homily on a passage from the Book of Matthew
She related how, in this parable, sheep and goats were separated,
with the sheep being
sorted to the right of God for entry into heaven,
and the sorting being based on their day
to day activities, not their
Holy Day church attendance, or sporadic gifts.
When an opportunity appears in our daily
path, how do WE respond?
Read the whole story - - - -
http://www.singlescenter.com/Publisher/asheeporgoat.htm
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II) Singles, The Magazine
for Today's Single -
Updated January 1, 2008
Astrology:
Will He Expect More Than Coffee?:
A Guide for Women
Last Issue:
Will You Get In For More Than Coffee? A Guide
for Men
Books:
Ye Olde Dating Book -
to Set the Hook, or Not
Career:
Who Wants a Job?
Feature:
Are
You a New Year's Sheep or Goat?
Community: Volunteering:
A Model Role from the 90's to now
Entertainment: Why We Enjoy Music
Health & Fitness:
Fall in
Love with Tap Dancing
Humor:
Silly Laws
Money:
Everyday Singles Savings
Relationships: Life Planning: Directions for the Future
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Getting ready for the New Year or
a New Life.
Religion:
From The Rev:
A Transforming New Year
Sports:
Lake Placid, A
Place Where Miracles Happen
Technology:
Computertalk:
Harmless Pranks to Perk Up the Holidazed!
Travel:
A Single's View of The Greek Isles
http://www.singlescenter.com/Newsletters/currcon.htm
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III) Singles Trippin'
alone or with a friend:
Travel with our Travel Club:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel
Or find travel bargains to travel alone or with a friend:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel/SinglesTravelClub.htm
Become a Member and receive a free 3 day getaway vacation
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
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IV) Our
Galleria of Gifts:
'Tis Better to Give Than Receive' Guarantee:
You give gifts to your friends and family - we give to you.
http://www.ourgalleria.com
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V)
Fun-N-Games: (That says it all)
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games
And don't forget to check out The Rev toons.
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VI) TODAY'S JOKE:
The Jewish Samurai
There once was a powerful
Japanese emperor who needed a new
chief samurai. So he sent out a
declaration throughout the entire known
world that he was searching for a
chief.
A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding
position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate
why
he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a
matchbox,
and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword.
The bumblebee dropped
dead, chopped in half.
The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai,
to
come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese
samurai also
opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
The fly dropped dead, chopped
into four small pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to
demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai
opened
a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went
Whoosh! But the
gnat was still alive and flying around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, said,
"Very ambitious, but why is
that gnat not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said,
"Circumcision is not meant to
kill."
(From Beliefnet.com )
Find more Giggles in Pat's Corner -
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games/patscorner.htm
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I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Singles Courier.
I look forward to - next time, 'with gladness and singleness of heart'
Betty Van Volkenburg
Publisher, The Singles Center
http://www.singlescenter.com
To contact our publisher:
http://www.singlescenter.com/contact.htm
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