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The Singles Courier - Update June 1, 2006
A periodic publication of happenings at The Singles Center
for Singles Courier subscribers
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In This Issue:
     I) From Our Publisher:    Fun Adventures - For Fun AND Money
   II) Singles- The Magazine For Today's Single,
   III) Singles Trippin'   Alone or with a friend
   IV) Our Galleria of Gifts - (Just in time for Father's Day)
        You give to others - We give to you - NEW $1000 Gift certificate
   V) Single and Looking? - Read our Relationship Tips & Tools first
   VI) Fun-N-Games: When TV stinks - there's always online games
        (And don't forget to check out The Rev toons.)
VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughing: - (Leave it to Pat :)
                Today's Risso Therapy -    How To Buy A Bra

******** But first - a few words from Sponsor One ****************
Now you can get totally $0 New Cars! No catch, no gimmick.
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I) From Our Publisher
1. ** Just For Fun
In May it was a pleasure to celebrate Mother's Day weekend with
a trip home to Ottawa, the capital of Canada, with my daughter,
Candy Pape, my eldest and mother of my only grandchild Bobby
(well, Robert now that he is in college)

2. ** Making Money is Fun Too
My daughter Candy has joined me in another adventure - this one
for money. She has partnered with me in a Gas Saver program
where we can not only save money on gas but also make money,
and help the environment at the same time.
Read the whole story at:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Publisher/FunAdventures.htm                    TOP
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II) Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single -
Updated June 1, 2006
Feature: Singles Cook! Swing Into Summer -
                   Cook Up Classic Summer Parties
Community: Find caring single friends in volunteer groups
Astrology: GEMINI: The Twins - May 20 - June 20
                    The Man, The Woman, The Lover
Humor: Silly Laws - Single men, beware! In Portland, Maine,
it's illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
Single women might want to consider whether or not it's legal
if you use it on a man.   (Read the whole silly story online.)
Religion: From The Rev: Mirror, Mirror, On My Wall
           What can we learn from Snow White??
plus 10 more departments.
View the full Contents online at:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Newsletters/currcon.htm

*****A Message from Sponsor Two **************
Looking for some extra cash? Get Paid to Shop and Eat!
$10 - $40 Dollars an hour!
http://tinyurl.com/z2xz
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III) Singles Trippin' with The Singles Center Travel Club:
     Cruises and Trips - Co-Hosted with a singles group.
     Help us choose a cruise or take our general survey
Travel with our Travel Club (VIP Members travel at a discount)
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel
Or find travel bargains to travel alone or with a friend:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel/SinglesTravelClub.htm                   TOP
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IV) Our Galleria of Gifts:
'Tis Better to Give Than Receive' Guarantee:
     You give gifts to your friends and family - we give to you.
NEW REWARD - $1000 gift certificate
NEW - Dozens of new gifts for Father's Day
http://www.ourgalleria.com
VIP Members shop and receive a rebate.
Become a VIP Member:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership

******A Message from Sponsor Three *******************
Get a F*R*E*E month of phone service from Vonage. Unlimited
calls to anywhere in the USA or CANADA for $24.99/mon. Service
includes voicemail, caller ID, 3 way calling, call waiting, and more.
http://tinyurl.com/msr8p
(I LOVE this one when I call my sisters in Canada!!)
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V) Single and Looking?
Become a VIP member and place a F*R/E*E personal ad
in our Members Wing
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
Use our NETWORKS Wing's Relationship Tips & Tools:
Read these before you place that personal ad.
http://www.singlescenter.com/Networks/personals.htm TOP
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VI) Fun-N-Games:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games
And don't forget to check out The Rev toons.

VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughin'
OUR RISSO THERAPY FOR TODAY;-)
(what's Risso Therapy??)

How To Buy A Bra

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and
shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around, actually, even with all of this variety, there
are really only four types of bras to choose from" said the
saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in everyshape, size,
color and material imaginable.

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills"

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H
are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered
why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,
it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Oh yes, they forgot the German bra.
Stopemfromfloppen

More Giggles in Pat's Corner:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games/PatsCorner/

*****A Message from Sponsor Four **********************
Does your relationship have all the romance and pure erotic fire it used to?
Find out how women all across the globe are getting the long lasting love
and burning passion they want, need, and deserve.
http://tinyurl.com/z2zu
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I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Singles Courier.
I look forward to - next time,
'with gladness and singleness of heart'

Betty Van Volkenburg
Publisher, The Singles Center
http://www.singlescenter.com
To contact our publisher:
http://www.singlescenter.com/contact.htm
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