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The Singles Courier
- Update May 1, 2006
A periodic publication of happenings at The Singles
Center
for Singles Courier subscribers
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In This Issue:
I) From Our Publisher:
Women, Men & The Bible
II) Singles- The Magazine
For Today's Single,
III) Singles Trippin'
Alone or with a friend
IV) Our Galleria of Gifts - Preferred Customer discounts
You give
to others - We give to you -
NEW $1000 Gift certificate
V) Single and Looking? -
Read our Relationship Tips & Tools first
VI) Fun-N-Games: When TV stinks -
there's always online games
VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughing:
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Today's Risso Therapy -
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
******** But first - a few words from Sponsor One ****************
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I) From Our
Publisher
Women, Men & The Bible - Ever wonder where that Male
Dominance
tradition came from? Well, it wasn't from God, OR the Bible - read about
the truth behind some of our destructive traditions.
The Bible teaches 'mutual submission and mutual love'. TOP
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II) Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single
-
Updated May 1, 2006
Feature: 'They' Would Rather Singles be Couples
Community:
Small Town Volunteer Work
Astrology:
TAURUS: The Bull - April 21-May 21, The Man, The Woman,
The Lover
Humor: 'How We Kept Mother’s Day (As related by a Member of the Family)
by Stephen Leacock (1926) (Canada's Mark Twain)
Religion:
From The Rev:
Are You Ready For Spring?
plus 10 more departments.
View the full Contents online at:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Newsletters/currcon.htm
*****A Message from Sponsor Two **************
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III) Singles Trippin'
with The Singles Center Travel Club:
Cruises and Trips - Co-Hosted with a singles group.
Help us choose a cruise or take our general survey
Travel with our Travel Club:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel
Or find travel bargains to travel alone or with a friend:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel/SinglesTravelClub.htm TOP
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IV) Our Galleria of Gifts:
'Tis Better to Give Than Receive' Guarantee:
You give gifts to your friends and family - we give to you.
NEW REWARD - $1000 gift certificate
http://www.singlescenter.com/Galleria
VIP Members shop and receive a 15% rebate.
Become a VIP Member:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
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(I LOVE this one when I call my sisters in Canada!!)
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V) Single and Looking?
Become a VIP member and place a F*R/E*E personal ad in our Members Wing
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
Use our NETWORKS Wing's
Relationship Tips & Tools:
Read these before you place that personal ad.
http://www.singlescenter.com/Networks/personals.htm
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VI) Fun-N-Games:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games
And don't forget to check out The Rev toons.
VII)
Always Leave 'Em Laughin'
TODAY’S RISSO THERAPY ;-)
(what's
Risso Therapy??)
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to the "other side".
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. :
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX :
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and
we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?
KEN STARR:
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest
of the president of the United States of America in an effort to
distract law enforcement officials and the American public from
the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been
trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn
in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice
and undermine the rule of law.
For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional
immunity provided he co-operates fully with our investigation.
Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other
side of the road until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up
investigations have been completed. (We also are investigating whether
Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell,
alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any
useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only
explore your documents, and balance your checkbook-and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him
and keep him down.
THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
the chicken. "Thou shalt cross the road."
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?
(Thanks Ken. Keep them coming. )
More Giggles in Pat's Corner:
Net Gleanings from our Single Surfer
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games/PatsCorner.htm
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I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Singles Courier.
I look forward to - next time,
'with gladness and singleness of heart'
Betty Van Volkenburg
Publisher, The Singles Center
http://www.singlescenter.com
To contact our publisher: http://www.singlescenter.com/contact.htm
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