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The Singles Courier -  Update  April 1, 2006
A periodic publication of happenings at The Singles Center
for Singles Courier subscribers
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In This Issue:
     I) From Our Publisher:   It's Spring - Time for renewal
    II) Singles- The Magazine For Today's Single,
   III) Singles Trippin'   Alone or with a friend
   IV) Our Galleria of Gifts - Preferred Customer discounts
         A Great Valentine Gift -   NEW $1000 Gift certificate
   V) Single and Looking? -  Read  our Relationship Tips & Tools first
   VI) Fun-N-Games: When TV stinks - there's always online games
  VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughing: -
 

******** But first - a few words from Sponsor One ****************
Now you can get totally $0 New Cars! No catch, no gimmick.
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I) From Our Publisher
The Rev Says: Resurrection DOES Follow Destruction

It's Tulip time, almost - Join me on our annual Tulip Festival trip to
my homeland - Ottawa Canada.  Read about our last trip.            TOP
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II) Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single -
Updated April 1, 2006
  Feature: Traveling Solo
  Community: Hot Dog! What a Great Idea!
               Single Volunteers -  in your area
  Astrology: ARIES – The Ram, Mar 21– April 21
  Humor: 'Tis The Season to Be Foolish
  Religion: The Rev Says - Good Friday Thoughts on Humankind
plus 10 more departments.
View the full  Contents  online at:
 http://www.singlescenter.com/Newsletters/currcon.htm 

*****A Message from Sponsor Two **************
Looking for some extra cash? Get Paid to Shop and Eat!
$10 - $40 Dollars an hour!
http://tinyurl.com/z2xz
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III) Singles Trippin' with The Singles Center Travel Club:
     Cruises and Trips - Co-Hosted with a singles group.
     Help us choose a cruise or take our general survey
Travel with our Travel Club:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel
Or find travel bargains to travel alone or with a friend:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel/SinglesTravelClub.htm    TOP
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IV) Our Galleria of Gifts:
'Tis Better to Give Than Receive' Guarantee:
     You give gifts to your friends and family - we give to you.
NEW REWARD - $1000 gift certificate
http://www.singlescenter.com/Galleria
VIP Members shop and receive a  15% rebate.
Become a VIP Member:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership

******A Message from Sponsor Three *******************
Get a F*R*E*E  month of phone service from Vonage. Unlimited calls
to anywhere in the USA and CANADA for $34.99/month. Service
includes voicemail, caller ID, 3 way calling, call waiting, and much more.
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(I LOVE this one when I call my sisters in Canada!!)
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V) Single and Looking?
Become a VIP member and place a F*R/E*E  personal ad in our Members Wing
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
Use our  NETWORKS Wing's Relationship Tips & Tools: 
Read these before you place that personal ad.
http://www.singlescenter.com/Networks/personals.htm               TOP
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VI) Fun-N-Games:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games 
And don't forget to check out The Rev toons.

:-) That's Entertainment:
     1) Download $0 MP3 - Review the latest streaming videos,
         or that date movie before you go.
    2) Entertain Yourself - On or Off the 'Net 

VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughin'
TODAY’S RISSO THERAPY ;-)      (what's Risso Therapy??)

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

More Giggles in Pat's Corner:  Net Gleanings from our Single Surfer
       http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games/PatsCorner.htm 

*****A Message from Sponsor Four **********************
Does your relationship have all the romance and pure erotic fire it used to?
Find out how women all across the globe are getting the long lasting love
and burning passion they want, need,  and deserve.
 http://tinyurl.com/z2zu
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I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Singles Courier.
I look forward to - next time,  'with gladness and singleness of heart'

Betty Van Volkenburg
Publisher, The Singles Center
http://www.singlescenter.com
To contact our publisher: http://www.singlescenter.com/contact.htm 
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