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The Singles Courier -  Update  January 1, 2006
A periodic publication of happenings at The Singles Center
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In This Issue:
     I) From Our Publisher:  
    II) Singles- The Magazine For Today's Single,
   III) Singles Trippin'   Alone or with a friend
   IV) Our Galleria of Gifts - Preferred Customer discounts
         Plus  NEW $1000 Gift certificate
   V) Single and Looking? -  Read  our Relationship Tips & Tools first
   VI) Fun-N-Games: When TV stinks - there's always online games
  VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughing: - The Jewish Samurai
         and more giggles from our singles surfer in Pat's Corner

******** But first - a few words from Sponsor One ****************
Now you can get totally $0 New Cars! No catch, no gimmick.
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I) From Our Publisher
Are You a New Year's  Sheep or Goat?
As I think about my goals for the coming year I am reminded of a homily
by Rev. Dahn Gandell, our former assistant pastor of 
The Episcopal Church of The Good Shepherd.  She based her homily
on a passage from the Book of Matthew
She related how, in this parable, sheep and goats were separated, with
the sheep being sorted to the right of God for entry into heaven, and
the sorting being based on their day to day activities, not their Holy Day
church attendance, or sporadic gifts.

Read the rest of the story and decide - which will you be this year -
a sheep or a goat?
http://www.singlescenter.com/Publisher/asheeporgoat.htm
For tips on finding friends in volunteer groups, read see our
Singles Magazine contents.                                                       TOP
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II) Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single -
Updated January 1, 2006
  Feature: New Year's Lore - What's it all about anyway
  Community: Single Volunteers -  in your area
  Astrology: Capricorn
  Humor: You know you're from Rochester NY when...
                plus 10 more departments.  

 http://www.singlescenter.com/Newsletters/currcon.htm 

*****A Message from Sponsor Two **************
Looking for some extra cash? Get Paid to Shop and Eat!
$10 - $40 Dollars an hour!
http://tinyurl.com/z2xz
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III) Singles Trippin' with The Singles Center Travel Club:
     Cruises and Trips - Co-Hosted with a singles group.
     Help us choose a cruise or take our general survey
Travel with our Travel Club:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel
Or find travel bargains to travel alone or with a friend:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel/SinglesTravelClub.htm    TOP
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IV) Our Galleria of Gifts:
'Tis Better to Give Than Receive' Guarantee:
     You give gifts to your friends and family - we give to you.
NEW REWARD - $1000 gift certificate
http://www.singlescenter.com/Galleria
VIP Members shop:
http://www.singlescenter.com/members/Galleria
Become a VIP Member:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership

******A Message from Sponsor Three *******************
Get a F*R*E*E  month of phone service from Vonage. Unlimited calls
to anywhere in the USA and CANADA for $34.99/month. Service
includes voicemail, caller ID, 3 way calling, call waiting, and much more.
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(I LOVE this one when I call my sisters in Canada!!)
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V) Single and Looking?
Become a VIP member and place a F*R/E*E  ad in our Members Wing
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
Use our  NETWORKS Wing's Relationship Tips & Tools: 
Read these before you place that personal ad.
http://www.singlescenter.com/Networks/personals.htm               TOP
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VI) Fun-N-Games:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games 
And don't forget to check out The Rev toons.

:-) That's Entertainment:
     1) Download $0 MP3 - Review the latest streaming videos,
         or that date movie before you go.
    2) Entertain Yourself - On or Off the 'Net 

VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughin'
TODAY’S RISSO THERAPY ;-)      (what's Risso Therapy??)

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.

A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

More Giggles in Pat's Corner:  Net Gleanings from our Single Surfer
       http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games/PatsCorner.htm 

*****A Message from Sponsor Four **********************
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and burning passion they want, need,  and deserve.
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I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Singles Courier.
I look forward to - next time,  'with gladness and singleness of heart'

Betty Van Volkenburg
Publisher, The Singles Center
http://www.singlescenter.com
To contact our publisher: http://www.singlescenter.com/contact.htm 
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