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The Singles Courier -
Update November 1, 2005
A periodic publication of happenings at The Singles
Center
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In This Issue:
I) From Our Publisher:
II) Singles- The Magazine
For Today's Single,
Feature:
Let Your Pet Take Care of You
PLUS 12 other departments
III) Singles Trippin'
Alone or with a friend
IV) Our Galleria of Gifts - Preferred Customer discounts
Plus
NEW $1000 Gift certificate
V) Single and Looking? -
NEW Personals & our Relationship Tips & Tools
VI) Fun-N-Games: When TV stinks -
there's always online games
VII) Always Leave 'Em Laughing:
- Giggles from our Single Surfers
******** But first - a few words from Sponsor One ****************
Now you can get totally $0 New Cars! No catch, no gimmick.
http://tinyurl.com/z2ws
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I) From Our
Publisher
Remembering Remembrance Day
November always
triggers memories of winter and my childhood in
Canada when Remembrance Day
was one of the biggest events for
the whole town, despite the weather.
http://www.singlescenter.com/Publisher/Remembrance.htm
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II) Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single
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Updated November 1, 2005
Features: Let Your Pet Take Care of You
Our Publisher: Remembering Remembrance Day
Astrology: What’s Your Sign Little Doggie?
Community: Volunteering - a Model Role for Singles
Humour: Patty’s Sharing Thanksgiving Dinner
Travel: Cruising, From Alaska to the Virgin Islands
Religion: The Rev: On A Thanksgiving Walk
Careers & Education: Doing Your Home Work!
Technology: Technology for Country Folk
(A little humor this time:)
Health: Thanksgiving: Talking Turkey for Singles!
Single Sports: Bowl-a-rama Your Blues Away
Books: Ye Olde Dating Book- to Set the Hook, or Not
Relationships: Relationships, One on One
Money: Singles - Invest in America!
Business: Trying a Home Based Business?
http://www.singlescenter.com/Newsletters/currcon.htm
*****A Message from Sponsor Two **************
Looking for some extra cash? Get Paid to Shop and Eat!
$10 - $40 Dollars an hour!
http://tinyurl.com/z2xz
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III) Singles Trippin' with our NEW Singles Travel Club:
Cruises and Trips - Co-Hosted with a singles group.
Help us choose a cruise or take our general survey
Travel with our Travel Club:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel
Or find travel bargains to travel alone or with a friend:
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IV) Our Galleria of Gifts:
'Tis Better to Give Than Receive' Guarantee:
You give gifts to your friends and family - we give to you.
NEW REWARD - $1000 gift certificate
http://www.singlescenter.com/Galleria
VIP Members shop:
http://www.singlescenter.com/members/Galleria
Become a VIP Member:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
******A Message from Sponsor Three *******************
Get a F*R*E*E month of phone service from Vonage. Unlimited calls
to anywhere in the
USA and CANADA for $34.99/month. Service
includes voicemail, caller ID, 3 way calling, call waiting, and much more.
http://tinyurl.com/z2xz
(I LOVE this one when I call my sisters in Canada!!)
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V) Single and Looking?
Our new
Personalized Personals - only $7.95 for 1 month
or $17.95 for 3 months (we
tell you everything up front)
http://www.singlescenter.com/personals
Or become a VIP member and place a F*R/E*E ad in our Members Wing
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership
Don't forget to use our NETWORKS Wing's
Relationship Tips & Tools:
Read these before you place that personal ad.
http://www.singlescenter.com/Networks/personals.htm
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VI) Fun-N-Games:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games
And don't forget to check out The Rev toons.
:-) That's Entertainment:
1) Download $0 MP3 - Review the latest streaming videos,
or that date movie before you go.
2) Entertain Yourself - On or Off the 'Net
VII)
Always Leave 'Em Laughin'
A Little Christian Humour:
:) There was a very gracious lady
who was mailing an old family Bible to her
brother in another part of the
country. "Is there anything breakable in here?"
asked the postal clerk. "Only
the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
:) "Somebody has said there are only
two kinds of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and
say, "Good morning, Lord,"
and there are those who wake up in the morning and
say,
"Good Lord, it's morning."
:) A minister parked his car in a
no-parking zone in a large city because
he was short of time and couldn't find a
space with a meter. Then he put
a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I
have circled the block
10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment.
Forgive us our
trespasses." When he returned, he found a citation from a police
officer
along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't
give
you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
:) There is the story of a pastor who
got up one Sunday and announced
to his congregation: "I have good news and bad
news. The good news is,
we have enough money to pay for our new building
program.
The bad news is, it's still out there in
your pockets."
:) While driving in Pennsylvania, a
family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because
attached to
the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in
exhaust."
:) A Sunday School teacher began her
lesson with a question,
"Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot
up in the air.
"He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you
know?"
the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
:) A minister waited in line to have
his car filled with gas just long holiday
weekend. The attendant worked quickly,
but there were many cars ahead
of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him
toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the
delay.
It seems
as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long
trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my
business."
:) People want the front of the bus,
the back of the church,
and the center of attention.
:) A father was approached by his
small son who told him proudly,
"I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled
and replied,
"What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The son
replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy." the young boy replied excitedly,
"It stands for 'Basic
Information Before Leaving Earth.'
:) Sunday after church, a Mom asked
her very young daughter what the
lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't
be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor
stopped by
for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday
school lesson was
about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."
:) The minister was preoccupied with
thoughts of how he was going to ask
the congregation to come up with more money
than they were expecting for
repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was
annoyed to find that the
regular organist was sick and a substitute had been
brought in at the last minute.
The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he
said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think
of something to play after I make
the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused
and said, "Brothers and Sisters,
we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs
cost twice as much as we
expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can
pledge
$100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist
played "The Star Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
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Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some
humor out of life, And pass it on...
(Thanks Ken, I passed it on)
More Giggles in Pat's Corner:
Net Gleanings from our Single Surfer
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games/PatsCorner.htm
*****A Message from Sponsor Four
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Does your relationship have all the romance and pure
erotic fire it used to?
Find out how women all across the globe are getting the
long lasting love
and burning passion they want, need,
and deserve.
http://tinyurl.com/z2zu
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I hope you enjoyed this issue of the Singles Courier.
I look forward to - next time,
'with gladness and singleness of heart'
Betty Van Volkenburg
Publisher, The Singles Center
http://www.singlescenter.com
To contact our publisher: http://www.singlescenter.com/contact.htm
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