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1) From Our Publisher:
Celebrity Sightings -
Cher loves to lick Likkity-Split Ice Cream in Fairport NY.
Singles, The Magazine For Today’s Single
has been updated and the feature is – Cruising New York State's Canals:
Affordable Culture, History and Adventure.
As a long time resident of New York state I just can’t help but put in a plug
for our beautiful state – a great place to vacation and relax, just like
Cher did last week when she cruised the canal and stopped in fair
Fairport NY. Patrons at The Lift Bridge restaurant were awe struck as
they saw Cher get off the boat at the dock to get some of that famous ice
cream at Likkity-Split's ice cream shop. As usual she was gracious with fans
and autographs. Cher was in Rochester NY on her 2003 farewell tour. She was
also spotted at Wegman’s, our hometown mega supermarket, which impressed her
so much she asked Danny Wegman to build one in her hometown too.
This is the last magazine update this month (our publisher
takes the month off?). But in September we plan to update the site weekly and
add some new writers, columns, and interactive features (then again, maybe
she’s really working behind the scenes!).
This issue’s full contents can be seen at
http://www.singlescenter.com/currcon.htm
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2) Mid-Summer Specials:
We are able
to reduce our VIP membership fee. During the month of August, current
subscribers to the Singles Courier can save even more by upgrading for only
$15. – a savings of $10 off the new fees.
To upgrade your singles courier subscription to VIP
membership, use the link in your email version of this newsletter.
Current VIP members can cancel their monthly subscription of
$4 by using the PayPal cancel link, and they will still retain their access to
the VIP members area.
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3) Annual Role Model Search:
It’s time to nominate a deserving single for our Role Model
Award. Since our lives really are not just about dating, we feel these
deserving singles need some overdue recognition and reward. Their favorite
charity will receive a $500 donation and our winner will receive free passage
on a trip that we sponsor. Our Trip events will be published on the site on
September 1. Selected candidates stories will be published on our site during
October for viewing and voting by members and visitors and the winner will be
announced November 1st.
Nominate someone now:
http://www.singlescenter.org/RoleModel
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4) Our Galleria
Shopping specials:
Do some Windows shopping in Our Galleria and plan your
shopping list for the holidays, or any other occasion, or maybe just to treat
yourself. With every order of 3 or more items you receive a free gift item. Members can shop in
the members version and save 15% on gifts.
Go window shopping:
http://www.ourgalleria.com
Members shopping:
http://www.singlescenter.com/members/Galleria
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5) Singles Travel:
We have a new Travel Agent now and will be publishing our
sponsored trips in September for our Winter season. If you have a trip you
would like to suggest, fill out our travel survey at
http://www.singlescenter.com/Travel/trsurvey.htm
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6) The Singles
Courier is moving again.
We’re becoming more self-reliant with new software to allow
the mailing of our newsletter without hosting on a separate server. We will
have a web version on our site, and a text version will be mailed to your
email address.
The schedule will be periodic, in that it will only be
mailed when there is an event – like updating of the magazine, or new features
on the site, or new benefits, or some worthwhile announcement. With a text
version notice by email, and our own software to update the web version, there
is more flexibility and speed in updating and communication, and of course it
costs less too.
View the web version at:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Newsletters/2003/sc0801.htm
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7) Help Us Help You! And
earn some nice rewards while doing that - a free VIP membership.
We need your input to give you what you want. We'd like to
come up with new things we think you need, but we don’t really know you well
enough – just who are you anyway, and what do you really want? Help us
plan new stuff for September by completing our online survey and sending us
your questions and ideas. If we don’t have answers, we’ll find an expert who
does – any topic, not just dating or relationships. After all, we have
more going on in our lives than just our next date. Did you know that more
than 50% of the population is single? And have you noticed how there are more
benefits and discounts offered to families and couples than to singles?
To get an idea of this, we'll be reprinting a series of
articles from an earlier version of Singles, The Magazine for Today’s Single,
in the Singles Courier starting September 1.
Some of the topics are: Housing/Rent, Insurance,
Travel, Taxes. If you have other areas with issues or concerns, please
let us know.
Complete the survey at and get a chance to win another reward:
http://www.singlescenter.com/Membership/survey.htm
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8) Join our Singles Marketing
Team
Are you looking for a career change, or a way to earn some extra income?
I’m looking for singles who would be interested in working for themselves
from home. I’ve been building a home based business marketing site and
have many good programs and resources to help you build a business. Check it out at:
http://www.bvventures.com
If you have any questions just send me an email at the address below,
and also sign up for the Bizzyzine newsletter when you visit the site, to get
free information and tools in every issue.
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9) Fun-N-Games:
Last but certainly not least – let’s have a little fun.
Check out our new Jokes and Riddles. Read your horoscope or tried the Games
there also at
http://www.singlescenter.com/Fun-N-Games/humorme.htm
To lighten your day, I highly recommend Funny Mailer. Here’s
a sample:
TODAY'S JOKE from FUNNYMAILER
Cards You Will Never See At Hallmark
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to
love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never
believed in Hell till I met you."
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I
can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're
not here to ruin it for me."
"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your
sister."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've
given me. Like the need for therapy..."
"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil
was before this!"
"Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas
card!!!"
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would
like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
"Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with
breasts that are bigger than mine."
"I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened,
especially since you survived."
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost
Lifelike!
"Congratulations on getting married! It's not every day you
decide to ruin your life!"
"I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected.
While I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly."
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"Just remember... Jesus Loves You - Everyone else thinks
you're a jerk!"
"The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course,
your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my
sister, you cheating bastard!"
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my
best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time, let's say we
call it quits."
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're
here."
"If you ever need a friend, buy a dog."
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever
find out who the father was?"
"If you didn't have any money, I'd still love you. And miss
you very much."
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday -- so we're having you put to sleep."
"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!"
To get this and other great funny stuff FREE in your inbox,
visit this Web page to sign up:
http://www.funnymail.com/lists/
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