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Singles, The Magazine for Today's Singles
Published June 16, 2003
Feature *** FestUs 2003
Etertainment - On or Off the Net
Religion Fundamentalism vs Violence
Books Why Men Like Bitches
Plus - Travel, Health, and More
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Single Role
Model Search Is On
The Singles Center has sponsored an annual Role Model
search since 1998.
A single Role Model may be an individual who volunteers at
a local non-profit singles organization, a community
organization or may volunteer in an individual way by
baking for a local Meals on Wheels, while working two jobs
to support her son by herself.
Let's give some well deserved recognition to these
deserving singles, and the organizations they support.
Single And Looking?
How do you find friends or maybe more?
First prepare yourself with advice from a Relationship
Coach.
Are Past Relationships Getting In Your Way?
By Antoinette Coleman,
How often do you go on a first date, anticipating that the
other person will be or act a certain way? Perhaps you go
out with the feeling that this will be a negative
experience or just a waste of time. Do you find yourself
pre-judging the other person based on what their
profession is or how they dress? During the date, do you
mentally compare them with someone from your past? Do you
find that you experience sadness or frustration because
NOBODY could ever be like HIM/HER? Or perhaps you fear
EVERYONE will be hopelessly flawed, because that is just
the way all relationships are, especially for you.
Are You Relationship ready? Take the Quiz
Always Leave 'Em
Laughing
>From our Fun-N-Games Wing -
our new HumorMe page: Have a chuckle and sign up for
Funnymail while you're there -
** SingleSmiles - our own unique cartoon.
** Joke of Hour - changes HOURLY - bookmark this.
** NEW - The Reverend 'Toon. in honor of our Religion
writer who has a wonderful sense of humour (in spite (or
because?) of his collar)
** TODAY's JOKE (From Funnymail.com)
Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out
golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog
sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron"
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9
Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
lucky frog, eh?"
The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next
hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom ! Hole in one. The man
is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of
the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life
and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "
What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the
golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of
cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever
grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him,
he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15 year old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my
room."
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