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What's New at The Singles Center
1) From Our Publisher:
** Happy Independence - to Canada, my homeland, and the US - my
adopted home. Whatever you do to have fun, stay safe. To start off
with a little fun, you MUST read 'Guido the Gimlet of Ghent: A Romance of
Chivalry' by Stephen Leacock, a Canadian/American humorist who succeeded to
Mark Twain's wit, and was my idol when I grew up in Canada.
This story has always tickled me. It's written tongue-in-cheek and perhaps the
humour is a little strange for some, but the scenario is still a propos today as
we pursue elusive happiness in a relationship.
** Finally - An advantage to being single! Check
out all the benefits in our Membership Wing.
** Are you looking for a summer job, or a change in career - join my
single work-at-home marketers and never work for anyone else again. I
finally finished (well, 80%) and published the Marketing site I have been
working on for lo these many months.
I want to get a group of singles together to help each other out with developing
their own independent businesses via the internet and phone. Since we don't have
spouses to boost our moral, help us out with household chores while we work on
our business, and try to do 2 or 3 things at once, let's support each other.
Take a look at the business site I have set up and see if anything interests you
- BV Ventures & Visions
Follow more favorite links:
Daily Quote, Hourly joke, Freebies, SingleSmiles, Singles Group links
Click through in our Foyer now
Find A Summer Playmate!
NEW!!
The Singles Center has partnered with Match.com to bring you millions of choices
to find someone special to spend the summer with.
Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single
published May 1, 2003
FEATURE:
The Mother of all Holidays:
Mother’s Day
Its’ history…its’ traditions…and its’ relationships
ASTROLOGY: Taurus, The Bull April 20 - May 20
Taurus is an Earth sign ruled by the planet Venus. Venus is the planet of love and sensuality (not sex! Mars rules sex).
The Taurus Woman, The Taurus Man, The Taurus Lover
BOOKS: Don't Call That Man!: A
Survival Guide to Letting Go.
Author: Rhonda Findling
OUR OWN CARTOON: SingleSmiles
ADVICE/RELATIONSHIPS:
Mothers and Daughters
HEALTH: Traditional Spring Allergy Aids
SCIENCE & TECH: Environmental Concerns: Do you work or live in a 'sick building'?
HUMOUR:
'How We Kept
Mother’s Day.' Canadian Humorist Stephen Leacock's memories of Mother's Day.
SINGLE SPORTS: FORE! PLAY
RELIGION: From The Rev:
Are You Ready For Spring?
Plus More - Regular columns on BUSINESS & FINANCE, CAREERS, COMMUNITY, ENTERTAINMENT,
TRAVEL
Browse the Contents now
Single and Looking -
How do you become a 'LOVE MAGNET'
Love Magnet: Definition - A single person able to attract the right partner effortlessly; a person in a relationship who is able to attract his or her partner's love and affection effortlessly.
Attracting and getting love does not have to be a struggle. Really. You
can become the kind of person with the kind of light, an aura, that draws
love to you. The more light you have, the more easily love comes to you.
You Light Up My Life - Gifts for Mom,
for Graduation, for Weddings, or Just For You
A poem by June Taylor extolling the virtues of a mother's love is accompanied by the popular melody, "You Light Up My Life" in this alabastrite "book" creation complete with walnut-color, wooden stand. 8 1/4" x 1 1/8" x 6 1/2" high. $14.95
Browse Our Galleria of Gifts
Always Leave ‘Em Laughing
From The Singles Center’s Fun-N Games Wing:
Have a chuckle and sign up for Funnymail while you're there
** Test out our Games when you're bored
** Browse through our Humorme page for a lift
** SingleSmiles - our own unique cartoon.
** Joke of the Hour - changes HOURLY - bookmark this.
** NEW - The Reverend 'Toon. in honor of our Religion writer who has a wonderful sense of humour (in spite (or because?) of his collar)
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TODAY'S JOKE (from FunnyMailer)
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If Only Men Would Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the
same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he
crashes into a pig in the middle of the road
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