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Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single
published April 16, 2003
FEATURE: Renew Yourself this Easter:
The history, tradition and meaning of Easter - maybe not what you thought it was.
ASTROLOGY: Taurus, The Bull April 20 - May 20
Taurus is an Earth sign ruled by the planet Venus. Venus is the planet of love and sensuality (not sex! Mars rules sex).
BOOKS: Fast Feng Shui for Singles
OUR OWN CARTOON: SingleSmiles
ADVICE: Q: How Do I Meet People? A: Throw out the Fear.
HEALTH: Pumping Iron Not Just For Body Builders
SCIENCE & TECH: Environmental Concerns: Do you work or live in a 'sick building'?
RELIGION: Good Friday Thoughts on Humankind
Plus More - Regular columns on BUSINESS & FINANCE, CAREERS, COMMUNITY, ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TRAVEL
Impress Everybody!
Make your life happen - on Purpose.
Matthew Whiting, an English and Psychology graduate from Canterbury University and later a graduate of The National Academy of Performing Arts, has created this revolutionary step-by-step training system which will give you the means to becoming irresistibly attractive, hence enabling you to gain the relationship and life that you want. Rating: 10/10
What's New at The Singles Center
VIP Membership now has Perks worth over $100
for only $4 per month (you do the math!) and includes FREE personals. Stop
Paying too much for personal ads.
Follow some favorite links: Daily Quote, Hourly joke, Freebies, SingleSmiles, Singles Group links
From our Publisher - Put Your Tulips Next to Mine
(No,no! It's really a trip to Ottawa for the Tulip Festival)
Single and Looking -
How do you find friends or maybe more?
Here’s a couple of expert suggestions:
1) Networking: Ask Ann Boe what builds successful business, professional and personal relationships, and she’ll probably give you a one-word answer: networking. Boe believes the same thing that prevents people from getting ahead in business often prevents them from forming lasting and fulfilling personal relationships: fear of rejection.
2) Love Magnet: Definition - A single person able to attract the right partner effortlessly; a person in a relationship who is able to attract his or her partner's love and affection effortlessly.
We all want love. For a certain, fairly small percentage of the population, love comes easily, naturally. For the rest of us, love can be a struggle whether we are a single or in a relationship. Singles often work hard to find love; people in relationships often work hard to get and maintain love.
However, attracting and getting love does not have to be a struggle. Really.
Mom - You Light Up My Life
A poem by June Taylor extolling the virtues of a mother's love is accompanied by the popular melody, "You Light Up My Life" in this alabastrite "book" creation complete with walnut-color, wooden stand. 8 1/4" x 1 1/8" x 6 1/2" high. $14.95
Browse Our Galleria of Gifts
Always Leave ‘Em Laughing
From The Singles Center’s Fun-N Games Wing:
Have a chuckle and sign up for Funnymail while you're there
** Test out our Games when you're bored
** Browse through our Humorme page for a lift
** SingleSmiles - our own unique cartoon.
** Joke of the Hour - changes HOURLY - bookmark this.
** NEW - The Reverend 'Toon. in honor of our Religion writer who has a wonderful sense of humour (in spite (or because?) of his collar)
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TODAY'S JOKE (form FunnyMailer)
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The Cat, The Mice, And Heaven
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming
accident, and all of them go to heaven. Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.
The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have to run anymore?"
The Lord says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?"
The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"
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