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Singles, The Magazine for Today's Singles
Published March 16, 2003
FEATURE: The Theatrics of St. Patrick’s Legacy
ASTROLOGY: ARIES – The Ram - Mar 21 – April 21
Aries is a fire sign ruled by the planet Mars. Fire represents activity or energy but what does this mean to The Aries Woman, The Aries Man, The Aries Lover
BOOKS: Your Single Treasure: The Good News About Singles and Sexuality
OUR OWN CARTOON: SingleSmiles “I don’t need a new computer for filing recipes, but I would certainly buy one that cooks!”
ADVICE: Breaking Your Relationship Pattern- Part 2
HEALTH: The Single Equation for Time&Stress Mgmt
SCIENCE & TECH: AMAZING! The Segway - World's first dynamically stabilized Human Transporter; forward and backward maneuvering guided by rider's natural motions.
RELIGION: Let’s Get Hot!
Plus More - Regular columns on BUSINESS & FINANCE, CAREERS, COMMUNITY, ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TRAVEL
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Always Leave 'Em Laughing
* * From our Fun-N-Games Wing - our new HumorMe page:
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** SingleSmiles - our own unique cartoon.
** Joke of Hour - changes HOURLY - bookmark this.
** NEW - The Reverend 'Toon. in honor of our Religion writer who has a wonderful sense of humour (in spite (or because?) of his collar)
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TODAY's JOKE (From Funnymail.com)
Swiss Chocolate
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof!
There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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