Our Publisher's Singular Thoughts -

Romance Survey - Is it Love or Lust?

Valentine’s Day is approaching and winter hearts are melting. The scent of romance in the air stirs our hormones to action.

Webster defines romance as ‘an emotional attraction of aura belonging to an esp. heroic era, adventure, or calling’. Prince Charming and Cinderella? Guido and Isolde?

VERY IMPORTANT Announcement
          VIP Memberships

As of April 1, 2003, we will no longer offer FREE Memberships in The Singles Center. We will continue to have a free Singles Courier. Current FREE members at The Singles Center and subscribers to the Singles Courier may upgrade to VIP Memberships for $39. - $11 off the usual price of $50. Upgrades will be accepted up to March 31, 2003.

Follow the link to the special upgrade offer page.

VIP Memberships will also include a new PERKS Card valued at $99. in addition to other benefits

Our Galleria of Gifts -
           Get ready for Valentine's Day

** Do some shopping in Our Galleria of Gifts – get a free gift with orders of 3 or more gifts.

Coming soon – our own affiliate program so Members can make money as well as save by becoming an affiliate
Singles Center Free members go to your Members site to save 15%, VIP members save 30%.

Treat yourself - visit our Freebie site
Loads of free stuff - for all singles - Calling Cards, CDs, software, DVDs, Music, and much more...
While you’re there - enter to WIN $1,000,000

Always Leave 'Em Laughing
  Follow the link after Today's Joke for more grins.

From our Fun-N-Games Wing - our new HumorMe page:
Have a chuckle and sign up for Funnymail while you're there

** SingleSmiles - our own unique cartoon.

** Joke of Hour - changes HOURLY - bookmark this.

** NEW - The Reverend 'Toon. in honor of our Religion writer who has a wonderful sense of humour (in spite (or because?) of his collar)

** Today's Joke (From Funnymail.com)

The Engineer

An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons.

One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God's face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"