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Updates and News from The Singles Center
* Singles, The Magazine for Today's Single
updated 9/1/02
Feature: 'Only the Lonely', the Myth of the Lonely Single
Plus new articles for Health, Career, Relationships, Entertainment, Money, Sports, Religion, more....
* Our 2002 Role Model search is open
* Visit our Freebie site and win $1,000,000
* Send a SingleSmiles e-card
* Check Your Daily Horoscope
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** and more......
From Our Publisher - Singular Thoughts and More on 'Are You Being Served?"
Our Publisher’s Singular Thoughts -
· On New Single Ventures
· On Single Role Models
· On Sponsorship
· On Membership Services
· On 9/11 Reflections
· On Loving
· Coming Next Update: ‘‘Survival Skills for Kids of Single Parents’ by Robert
Pape, grandson, teenage survivor. (Title subject to evolution).
Solo Flight Soars to a Wider Perspective
The theme ‘Soaring to Wider Perspectives’ of this year’s Solo Flight conference
over Labor Day weekend, is more than compatible with The Singles Center’s
mission of ‘Making The Most of Singlehood’ and one that I am looking forward
to sharing with other singles, in my own church’s new Singles Ministry as
well as on this web site.
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Always Leave 'Em Laughing
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TODAY’S JOKE:
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The Pastor And The Fig Leaf
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The
place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As
the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please
use the restroom?”
The bartender replied, “I really don’t think you should.”
“Why not?” the pastor asked. “I really need to use a restroom!”
“Well, I don’t think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there—and she’s only covered by a fig leaf!”
“Nonsense,” said the pastor, “I’ll look the other way!”
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with
music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t
understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing.
Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the
place is hopping again.”
“Well, now you’re one of us!” said the bartender. “Would you like a drink too?”
“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled pastor.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig leaf is lifted on the
statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?”
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