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PAT'S CORNER (Click images for large view) More Rev Fun from Our own SingleSmiles
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Gleanings from the 'Net specially chosen by our own Singles Surfer. SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Older Folks" (those over 50, Way over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spot 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short-shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker 13. Thongs and Depends And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for "Older Folks"-- 14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist. To submit your ‘Net Gleaning to Pat use Pat's Fun form. Hard day at work? |
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